We're like two peas in a pod.
But how much do I really know about her? I wanted to do some investigative journalism in order to find out more.
Miss Mo. Sometimes nerdy!
Sometimes glamorous! But never boring. But who is the enigma that is Miss Mo? Live in the dark no more. Here she reveals all in this exclusive interview!
IS YOUR HAIR SHIT? MISS MO CAN HELP
Let's start this interview already Miss Mo. What are you thinking about right now?
"Haha, that's embarrassing. I'm thinking about my hair. I'm gonna let you in on a secret. I've got dry hair right, so the trick is to wash it only once a week. Problem solved! (No need for a special shampoo). Oh, and let me share my egg secret: Sometimes I wash my hair with egg whites. Leave it in for 10 minutes, then rinse. But BEWARE! Do not use hot water! I did that once, and it turned into scrambled eggs."
FUNNY TEXT MESSAGES FROM MOMMY
Haha, that's wack. But let's move on. I'm not the kind of gay who's interested in hair and shit. Actually it bores me a little bit. So hey, your phone was buzzing earlier. Who was it?
"It was mommy dearest. I love her, and she calls every other day to check on her baby girl who lives in the big, scary capital Oslo. It's basically the same phone call every time. Hot topics are as follows: "
- Why haven't you called?
- Aren't you thinking of us?
- Don't you love us?
"It's hillarious. I should do a comedy routine!"
Yeah, you totally should! But your mom texts you as well, right? Let's see one!
OK, so this isn't as fun if you don't know Norwegian because of the cute spelling mistakes ect. But here's a brief translation of the circled messages:
1) Are you doing fine? You have to make time to call us. We all miss you so. Your mother.
2) I know you are at work. But I hope we can talk soon. Miss you.
HAHA! Loves it! It's like reading a message from MY mom! But yeah, whatever. Let's talk about something more more sexy. Like kissing. Which do you think is hottest: girl on girl kissing or boy on boy?
"Well, as a hot straight girl, I think it's totally hot when two guys are kissing. The girl on girl thing is so been there, done that, you know? Boring, sound of snoring!! I mean check out this hot pic by artist Sebastian. Mmmm! Those boys are fine, yo! Makes my tummy tingle and I wanna go all crazy and make scramled eggs on my head!"
"I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO SEE MY VAJAYJAY"
OK, so from boy on boy action to another fascination of yours. Clothes. You always dress so hip and chic, what's your favorite piece of clothing?
"Shorts! Like the ones I'm wearing today. I usually like to wear tights under the shorts. And guess what? Even if I'm wearing a skirt or a dress, I like to wear shorts underneath! It just feels more decent, y'know? Plus, I can spread my legs and not worry that people see my vajayjay.
Wow, I feel like I know you better already! Lastly, what's your life philosophy?
"No occasion is to small- You can ALWAYS dress up".
Wow, that's profound.
So the work day is finally over now that I've spent 2 hours interviewing you and making this blog post.Wanna get a drink?
"Um yeah. Why not. Let's go!"